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weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

Oh, and reblobbing for ASS.

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“Anyone got a question for NOT Tom Hiddleston?” (x)

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AGHCKASDFLKAHJGEAOWIEANBWEVA.This man.

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Any injuries on set?

Ohhhh, Tom Hiddleston. The way you speak.

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Best. Line. EVER.

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Ahhh, yeah.

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Sherlock and Moriarty can’t control their faces… and then there’s John…

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• Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
• Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
• Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
• Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
• Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
• Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
• Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
• Asexuals: The internet is really really great
• Jack Harkness: So how about Saturday?

sketchlock:

Lestrade is a detective inspector,
who gets weird cases sometimes.

Sally and Anderson always giving him headaches.
Anderson: You’re not calling him again are you?

Doom and Gloom up in his office,
Is somewhat appeased,
by his magic little cats that give him all the facts.
Cuz in reality they are his Odd Detectives, Fairly Odd Detectives,
John: Crimes and Chases,
Sherlock: It’s all for the Cases!

Odd Consultants, Fairly Odd Consultants—-

—-And that’s really all I got. You guys welcome to continue or just change the song if you want to. This was just my attempt (hurr).

CREDIT TO doctor-john FOR THE CAT LINE. IT’S FIXED NOW!

Also Bonus Art:

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John did not think this one through…

THERE IS A DEMAND FOR SHERLOCK SPINOFFS!!!

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